On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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