The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
