He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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