Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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