if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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