I wish life had little blips of pornography
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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