oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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