My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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