Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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