didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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