sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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