Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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