dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
We smell like vodka and hangover
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