Midget sex pt 2 tonight
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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