I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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