Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I love you. Go after that dick
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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