she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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