Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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