it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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