I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
