i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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