I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I came so hard my ears popped.
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