wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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