wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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