I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Randomize
