Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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