You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Sober January is a disaster.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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