Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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