Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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