i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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