i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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