Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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