so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Randomize
