Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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