4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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