A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I cut my penus on the lid.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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