That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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