Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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