This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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