I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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