She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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