You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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