I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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