Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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