i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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