The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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