Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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