i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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