: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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