She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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